Tendo em conta que acabámos de passar por uma época religiosamente relevante, acho que se justifica pormos aqui algo alusivo à religião.
Isto são excertos de testes sobre o Novo e Antigo Testamento respondidos por crianças de uma escola primária católica. As calinadas gramaticais são originais e não foram corrigidas, mas tirei as menos engraçadas. Não foi discriminada a proveniência, mas eu diria... EUA. Acham que tenho razão:
Isto são excertos de testes sobre o Novo e Antigo Testamento respondidos por crianças de uma escola primária católica. As calinadas gramaticais são originais e não foram corrigidas, mas tirei as menos engraçadas. Não foi discriminada a proveniência, mas eu diria... EUA. Acham que tenho razão:
In the first book of the bible, Guinessis. God got tired of creating the world so he took the Sabbath off.
Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of Ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came on in pears.
Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night.
The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had troe with unsympathetic genitals.
The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up to mount cyanide to get the ten commandments.
Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
The greatest miricle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
St. John the blacksmith dumped water on his head.
It was a miricle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels.
One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.
Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.
Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of Ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came on in pears.
Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night.
The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had troe with unsympathetic genitals.
The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up to mount cyanide to get the ten commandments.
Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
The greatest miricle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
St. John the blacksmith dumped water on his head.
It was a miricle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels.
One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.
Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.
8 comentários:
EHEHEH....as crianças são uns amores não são? Conseguem fazer histórias...eu também diria que podem ser americanas e até nem me admiraria que essas respostas surgissem de adultos americanos...eles estão na vanguarda;)
Pois, eu desde que vi no programa do Jay Leno alguém a dizer que o personagem bíblico engolido por uma baleia era o Pinóquio, já acredito que toda e qualquer coisa pode sair da boca de um americano.
The greatest miricle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
- Concordo plenamente. Aliás nos 10 anos de catequese que tive, lembro-me que este foi de facto o maior milagre já visto. ;-DDDDD
Lovely, eu ainda prefiro o facto da mulher do Lot ser um pilar de sal durante o dia e uma bola de fogo à noite. Grande maluca que a senhora era.
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It was a miricle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
Oh yes!!! JC devia ter muita força nos braços...:-)
É, o JC tinha muito cuidado com o corpinho e fazia muito exercício porque isto de carregar cruzes às costas e tirar as pedras do túmulo puxa muito pelo cabedal.
LOL
Nem sei qual a minha preferida, mas esta parte-me toda:
The greatest miricle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
:D
E a dos "decibels" também! :D
É, Satine, quase se tem dificuldade em escolher a melhor. São todas de um nível elevadíssimo.
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