"Ken: Coming up?
Ray: What's up there?
Ken: The view.
Ray: The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that down here.
Ken: Ray, you are about the worst tourist in the whole world.
Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't."
"Chlo: There's never been a classic movie made in Bruges until now.
Ray: Of course there hasn't. It's a shithole.
Chlo: Bruges is my home town, Ray.
Ray: Well, it's still a shithole.
Chlo: It's not a shithole!
Ray: What? Even midgets have to take drugs to stick it.
Chlo: Okay. So, you've insulted my home town. You were doing really well, Raymond. Why don't you tell me some Belgium jokes while you're at it?
Ray: Don't know any Belgium jokes, and if I did I think I'd have the good sense not to... hang on. Is Belgium with all those child abuse murders lately? I do know a Belgium joke. What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids."
Simplesmente o melhor filme "esgrouviado" que vi nos últimos tempos.
Escolhi estas duas citações, mas tinha uma escolha muito ampla estre as mais engraçadas do filme.
Um bocado sangrento, um bocado politicamente incorrecto, envolvendo americanos, anões e personagens que não lembra ao careca e muito divertido.
E, apesar da opinião da personagem do Colin Farrell, fiquei cheia de vontade de ir a Bruges, que assim recebe uma excelente publicidade em termos de imagens.